One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

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Exclamations:

“Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!”

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A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side.

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Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue
And I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

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* You recycle your own toilet paper

* Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad

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