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Your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.

You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since “Smokey and the Bandit” was snubbed for best picture.

The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.

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You wonder why there isn’t a hairstyle called “The Hat Line.”

The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they’re only twenty years old.

You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener.

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Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”

You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.

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I thought Graceland was tacky.

No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.

Do you think my hair is too big?

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I thought Graceland was tacky.

No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.

Do you think my hair is too big?

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