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Switching Sides

A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.

“But why?” asked his puzzled friend, “You’re labour through and through… Why change now?”

The man learned forward and explained, “Well, I’d rather it was one of them that died and not one of us.”

Hilary Visits Hospital

Hilary Clinton was taking a tour of a D.C. hospital while working to reform healthcare in the U.S. As she is touring, a doctor is explaining all the different functions of the hospital to her.

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Intelligent Car Radio

A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one station. She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer.

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The Facts Of Life

Boy: Dad, what’s politics?

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we’ll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we’ll call her the government. We’ll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

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On A Pressing Matter Of State

President Vladimir Putin called President Bush with an emergency:
“Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the Russian President cried; “My people’s favourite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!”

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