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A Tale Of Two Pigs

Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.

At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, “Nice pigs, Mr. President”

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Lessons In Life

DAD – Son, come in here, we need to talk.

SON – What’s up, Dad?

DAD – There’s a scratch down the side of the car. Did you do it?

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The Clinton/pope Admin Foul Up

Bill Clinton and the Pope died on the same day, and due to an administrative foul up, Clinton was sent to heaven and the Pope was sent to hell. The Pope explained the situation to the devil, who checked out all of the paperwork, and the error was acknowledged.

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Clinton’s Biggest Bill

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.

“What is it?” exclaims the President.

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Clinton’s Biggest Bill

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.

“What is it?” exclaims the President.

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Surveying The Former President

An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Former US President Bill Clinton?

1% said, “No”
2% said, “Yes”
97% said, “Never Again”