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Best band of the new millennium – Melody Maker!

Manchild – Untied States Pt. 1
In a funny way, the most important debut album of the year 2000 has been over ten years in the making. Untied States is Manchild s opening salvo on the boundaries of genre-obsessed dance music.
It s an album born out of the euphoric modernism of acid house, as experienced by Manchild s core duo, Max Odell and Brett Parker, but it draws on the culture of a over a dozen peers, friends and collaborators – an aural patchwork of musical history that encompasses old-skool breaking, rastafari call-and-response MCing, atmospheric electronic soundscaping, and the plain old thrills of dumb-ass rock n roll.
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Who Are Airlock?

16/07/2000. It`s November 1997, and Scottish-born Esra Tasasiz is living in Brussels, holding down a full-time job and hanging around a studio, singing on house records in her spare time. One day, a mutual friend introduces her to Pierre Mussche, Ernst Meinrath and Renaud Charlier, collectively known as Musicom – three professional studio types, crafting tracks of cool electronic ambience and atmospheric, orchestral hip-hop, as soundtracks for adverts and films. Pierre, Ernst and Renaud all met when they used to do the music for fashion shows for the Antwerp Three, namely Dries van Noten, Ann Demeulemeester and Walter van Bierendonck.

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Dumbest Death in history!

Francis Bacon:
One of the most influential minds of the late 16th century. A statesman, a philosopher, a writer, and a scientist, he was even rumored to have written some of Shakespeare`s plays.
How he died:
Stuffing snow into a chicken. One afternoon in 1625, Bacon was watching a snowstorm and was struck by the wondrous notion that maybe snow could be used to preserve meat in the same way that salt was used. Determined to find out, he purchased a chicken from a nearby village, killed it, and then, standing outside in the snow, attempted to stuff the chicken full of snow to freeze it. The chicken never froze, but Bacon did.
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Playing safe!

New York City – Mohammad Rahman, 36, Brooklyn, racked up three accidents on his second day on a new job as a new cab driver.
It all started at 9 a.m. when, cops say, he rammed into a parked car. Rahman said the car rammed into his cab, he even called police to report the accident.
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These guns are so safe?

Robert Shovestall, 37, shot himself while explaining gun safety to his wife in Glendale, CA, when he placed a .45-caliber pistol he thought was unloaded under his chin and pulled the trigger.
Shovestall`s wife told police that the incident occurred after her complaints about her husband`s 70 guns prompted him to demonstrate to her they were safe.

A dead man in jail!

A man was sentenced last week to two years in prison for faking his death three times to beat drunk driving charges.
Peter C. Gentry was first arrested in 1991, but an official looking death certificate sent to authorities said he had died in a Los Angeles auto crash, and the case was dismissed.
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