Category Archives: Political Jokes - Page 38

Clinton Lands A Role In Star Wars

“Who knew the Jedi Mind Trick could work on 250 million people all at once?”

“She’s my sister?!? Well, back on my home planet of Arkansas, that ain’t an obstacle!”

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Brain Surgery

A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect’s brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician’s which was £100,000.

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Big Bad Bill At The Gates

Former President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St. Peter.

“It’s me, Bill Clinton.”

“What bad things did you do on earth?”

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While Out Jogging One Morning

One day George Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a ridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river.

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The Puppy Trader

Hillary Clinton was on her way somewhere when he came across a little boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy “What kind of puppies are they?”

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Politics On The Farm

Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: “I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal.”

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