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Iraqi vs. American

 Average Iraqi

Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of
the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors

Average American

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New Chemical Element Discovered

The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by
investigators at a major U.S. research university. The element, tentatively
named administratium, has no protons or electrons and thus has an atomic
number of 0. However, it does have one neutron, 125 assistant neutrons, 75
vice neutrons and 111 assistant vice neutrons, which gives it an atomic mass
of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force that involves the
continuous exchange of meson-like particles called morons.

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The Kennedy/lincoln Conspiracy Theory

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

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Incredible Dan Quayle Quotes

“Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.”

“We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.” 9/21/88

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a ‘part’ of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a ‘part’ of Europe.”

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Top Rejected State Of The Union Opening Lines

“Immediately after my speech, you are all cordially invited to come up here and kiss my pasty white ass.”

“Members of Congress, I feel you’re a pain.”

“Look at it, people! Take a good look! You got a tool like this, you use it — know what I’m sayin’?”

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What A Job!

Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:

29 have been accused of spouse abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
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