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Michael Kennedy

What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy?
John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.
Has Elton John re-written any of his songs for Michael Kennedy?
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President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…

President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board
Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip — a live razorback. At
the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute.

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Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…

Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in a
helicopter and Bill starts to think. He sits there for about 15 minutes
and finally Hillary asks why he is looking so sad.

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What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…

What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’s
wardrobe?

When you have a transvestite sailor, you have a dress on a seaman.

Shortest Book of the Month

Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”

The Math Test

California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word
problems, if they could relate them to real life examples. Towards that end, may I present:

The City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name:_______________________________
Gang:___________________________

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