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Democrats on the front porch

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,
“Help, send the police to my house right away! There’s a damn Democrat
on my front porch and he’s playing with himself.”

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A bumper sticker

Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in
2000”

In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…

Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate fame are in negotiations with publishers to
write a new book about the scandal. Working title: “All the
President’s Women.”

A logical question

If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton
doing the same?

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…

Monica Lewinsky?
Pres: Improper? … Ain’t nothing improper about that. That was one of
the the sweetest interns I’ve ever had.

A survey of American women…

when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?” 86% replied, “Not again”