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Build an Ark

The Lord said to Noah, “In six months, I’m going to make it rain until
the earth is covered with water and all the evil is destroyed. I want
you to build an ark and save two of each animal species. Here are the
blueprints for the ark.”
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The Land Of Oz

 Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car
together in the Midwest, when suddenly a tornado comes along and
whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away.
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Greetings prospective White House interns!

“Members of Congress…People of America….I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong.
Which is not news, folks, because if you think Monica Lewinsky was the only skin flute player
in my orchestra, you haven’t been paying attention.

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The State Of The Union Address….That President Clinton Should Have Given

“Members of Congress…People of America….I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong.
Which is not news, folks, because if you think Monica Lewinsky was the only skin flute player
in my orchestra, you haven’t been paying attention.

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Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…

 “I am the most beautiful person in the world,” proclaimed Sleeping Beauty.

“No, you’re not,” answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb.

“I am the smallest person in the world,” shouted Tom Thumb.

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Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations

REDMOND, Wash. – Oct. 23, 1997 — In direct response to accusations made by the Department of
Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government
of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum.

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