Category Archives: Political Jokes - Page 3

Demand a recounting

There was a political leader who was on the verge of being defeated in the elections. When he received a phone call saying that his wife had delivered triplets, he exclaimed: “Oh! I demand a recounting.”

About Penguins…

A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water`s edge.
Read more »

The career test:

An old couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career. They decided to do a small test.
They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table, and hid, pretending they`re not home.
Read more »

At the right address!

Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail.
Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out: “Look at this letter! It is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar”.
His minister tried to calm him by saying: “How dare a man address such a letter to you?”.
Mr. Laloo replied sadly: “This does not bothers me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address.”

Bush sues…

SANTA AUSTIN, TX – Dec.20 – Attorneys for Texas
Governor George W. Bush filed suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making his list and then checking it twice. The complaint seeks an immediate injunction against the beloved Christmas icon, asking the court to effectively ban his traditional practice of checking the list of good boys and girls one additional time before packing his sleigh.
Read more »

Dishwasher almost kills man!

Vienna : An Austrian man narrowly escaped death when he fell onto an open dishwasher and was speared by a knife, Kronen Zeitung newspaper reported.
The 35 year old Tyrolean slipped on the tiled floor of a friend’s kitchen and fell backwards onto the machine’s cutlery basket.
Read more »