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What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?

One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.

What did Arafat say to Clinton?

“Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”

How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up

How many Los Angeles police officers does it
take to beat up a black motorist?

None. He fell down the stairs.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

Our next targets

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known
Hussein family members are coming to the attention of American
authorities.

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US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.
After fifteen minutes speaking he says: ‘I will now answer any
questions you have.’ Bobby stands up and says: ‘I have four questions’:

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