At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.
The Israeli Consul began, “Ladies and gentlemen before I commence with my speech, I wanted to relay an old story to all of you…
When Moses was leading the Jews out of Egypt he had to go through deserts, and prairies, and even more deserts… The people became thirsty and needed water.
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This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2010 that
we’re not sure how funny this really is…
There’s a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of
them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to
be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy –
Johnny.
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had
been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long,
long time. So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and
there he was! She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he
turned to leave, she approached him for an interview.
10 NJ state bird – swallow.
9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.
7 We know he didn’t like bush, but this is ridiculous.
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“What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”
“She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across”
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