Hu Ha Hi

Police arrested two kids yesterday,
one was drinking battery acid,and the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

WARNING!

This new scam is being pulled mainly on older men.

What happens is that when you stop for a red light, a young nude woman
comes up and pretends to be washing your windshield. While she is doing
this, another person opens your back door and steals anything in the car.

They are very good at this.

They got me 7 times Friday and 5 times Saturday. I wasn’t able to find
them on Sunday.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

An escaped serial killer!

What is the difference between a boy and a girl?

The boy is eight times more likely to be convicted of murder.

These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day
Larry said to Joe, “You know man its been a long time since we had some
sex so you oughta let me fuck you.” Joe replied. “Are you crazy?!!” Larry
went on to say, “I promise you that it won’t hurt and we’ll flip a coin
and see who fucks, who first. So, Joe thought about it for a minute and
finally agreed. They flipped a coin and Larry won. Still having strong
reservation Joe asked, “How will you tell if it hurts or not?” Larry told
Joe, “If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I’ll stop. But if it
feels good start singing.” Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed,
Moooooooo. Moooooo. Mooooon River……