Category Archives: Music Jokes

TWO VILOINISTS

Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies. He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.

Abe – I can’t believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?

Max – Well, it’s great, but I’ve got good news, and I’ve got bad news… The good news is that there’s a fantastic orchestra up here, and in fact, we’re playing “Sheherezade,” your favorite piece, tomorrow night!

Abe – So what’s the bad news?

Max – Well, you’re booked to play the solo!

She Has unofficially been named

A secretary, who works in an office with my daughter’s friend,
Commented at lunch that it was such a shame that the spice
girls couldn’t stay together considering they are sisters and all.
There was silence for a bit, then someone told her that they
weren’t sisters.

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What happens when you sing country and western music backwards?

You get your wife and your job back.