Category Archives: MONEY

TOOTH EXTRACTION

Patient: How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?
Doctor: Fifty rupees.
Patient: Fifty rupees, for only a few second’s work?
Doctor: Well, I will do it very slowly.
Patient: How much is for the operation?
Doctor: Rupees on thousand.
Patient: But it was a serious one.
Doctor: Nonsense. You can’t buy a serious operation for Rupees one Thousand
now-a days.

BILLS

A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.”

The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?”

The one dollar bill said, “You know, same old stuff… church, church, church.”