Patient: How much do you charge for extracting a tooth?
Doctor: Fifty rupees.
Patient: Fifty rupees, for only a few second’s work?
Doctor: Well, I will do it very slowly.
Patient: How much is for the operation?
Doctor: Rupees on thousand.
Patient: But it was a serious one.
Doctor: Nonsense. You can’t buy a serious operation for Rupees one Thousand
now-a days.
Category Archives: MONEY
TOOTH EXTRACTION
Posted by Admin
on June 29, 2013
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BILLS
Posted by Admin
on March 24, 2013
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A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.”
The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?”
The one dollar bill said, “You know, same old stuff… church, church, church.”
