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Husband calls his wife…
Nokrani ne call uthai
Husband: Begam se baat karwao
Nokrani: Woh tu sahab k sath room me hain
Husband: Sahab to main hon
Nokrani: Tu main kya karon?

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

– No one knows. Its never happened.

How many men does it take to pop popcorn?

Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.

Why do men like blonde jokes??

Because they can understand them.

Why a man cannot eat like a bird?

Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?

Once some boys got together to play poker…

Once some boys got together to play poker one
night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had
severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one
of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor,
examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim
had died of a heart attack.
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