Age         Fantasy

17         getting to third
25         airplane sex
35         menage a trois
48         taking the company public
66         Swiss maid/Nazi love slave

Age        Succesful Date

17         “tongue”
25         “breakfast”
35         “She didn’t set back my therapy.”
48         “I didn’t have to meet her kids.”
66         “Got home alive.”

Age       Sport
17         sex
25         sex
35         sex
48         sex
66         napping

Age         Line

17         My parents are away for the weekend.
25         My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
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AGE        DRINK
17         beer
25         beer
35         vodka
48         double vodka
66         Maalox