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SON IN BAR

A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said, “No thanks, I don’t drink, I tried it once but I didn’t like it!”

So the bartender said, “Well would you like a cigarette?”

The man said, “No, I don’t smoke, I tried it once but I didn`t like it!”

The bartender asked him if he’d like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, “No I don’t like pool, I tried it once but I didn`t like it.”

“As a matter of fact I wouldn’t be here at all, but I’m waiting on my son!”

The bartender said, “Your only son I presume!!”

TWO HUNTER

Two Hunters Are Out In The Woods When One Of Them Collapses.

He Doesn’t Seem To Be Breathing And His Eyes Are Glazed.

The Other Man Pulls Out His Cell Phone And Calls Emergency Services.

He Gasps To The Operator: “My Friend Is Dead, What Can I Do?”

The Operator In A Calm, Soothing Voice Replies: “Take It Easy, I Can Help. First, Let’s Make Sure He’s Dead”

There Is A Silence, Then A Shot Is Heard.

Back On The Phone, The Hunter Says: “Ok, Now What?“

MUMTAAZ

Pani ko daru bana dete,

Daru ke tanker lagva dete,

Kambakht hamne pini chod di hai..

Warna

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.

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Tajmahal ko “Beer bar”

or

Mumtaj ko “Bar girl” bana dete..!!

GUHEGAR KAUN?

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the…
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi,
“bhago,mera PATI aa gaya”.
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya….

SLAP

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for pinching.

Hubby to wife:
I swear I didn’t .

Wife: I know, I did it.

KNIFE JUGGLER

A music hall entertainer is stopped by the police for having a faulty brake light and, on the back seat of the car, the policeman spots a whole set of knives.

He ask the man why he has them – doesn’t he know it’s against the law to carry knifes?

The man explains that the knifes are used in his act – he juggles them.

The policeman insists that the man gets out to show him, so he stands at the roadside performing his act.

Just then, another car drives by and the driver turns to his wife saying, “Thank goodness I gave up the demon drink – just look how the fucking police test you these days.”