Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that
as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the
house.

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Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired
of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing
shabby clothes.”

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A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best
friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, “My
God Pete !!! I more-or-less ‘have to’, but YOU ???”