Because women don’t get blowjobs while they’re driving.

Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals.
During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that
both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.

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Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.

. . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that
90% of the men that tried Camels still prefer women.