n high school, I dated a girl with big breasts, but there was no
passion..
So I decided I needed a passionate girl..

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The ages of manGod created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, working
constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat
grass and you lack intelligence. You will live for 50 years.
The mule answered: ‘To live like this for 50 years is too much.
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In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from the
regulars.So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them “whip ‘em
out”.Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar,at the same time a gay guy
walks into the bar.

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HIS:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt

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Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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