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The Perfect Day – Him and Her

The Perfect Day – Her

8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
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The way to a heart of a man

The way to a man’s heart is through his feet

(but you need a long knife).

A large difference

A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,
“Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The bad
news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor.

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What is the most insensitive part of a penis?

– The man

Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?

Because women don’t get blowjobs while they’re driving.

The Mastercard Commercial All Men Are Waiting For

Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
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