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TRUST YOUR HUSBAND

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband, for example…

A wife comes home late at night from being out of town and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

“Hi Darling,” he says, “Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say, ‘Hello’ to them?”

SANTA AND BOTTLE

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost… 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

KARVA CHAUT

Ek survey se malum hua hai ki..

agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay…

MAUN VRAT rakhe

to pati ki umar aur lambi ho sakati hai !!

GALFREN

Boyfriend- Today i am tensed, got fired from job, got disowned from home, mood is also off.

Girlfriend- Acha! Leave all that, look here!! my new chappals !

GUHEGAR KAUN?

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the…
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi,
“bhago,mera PATI aa gaya”.
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya….

SLAP

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, girl slaps him for pinching.

Hubby to wife:
I swear I didn’t .

Wife: I know, I did it.