Category Archives: Marriage/Relationship - Page 10

GUESS WHO

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'” “But why?” asks the man. “I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies

DIVORCE

Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane…” Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was mentally insane, I said that she’s fucking goofy!”

WIFE KI MAUT

SANTA-bara dukh hua teri wife ki maut ki khabar sun kar,waise kya hua si?
BANTA-maathe wic goli lag gayi si
SANTA-sukra hai aaknh bach gayi si

BIRTHDAY CAKE

For his wife’s birthday, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:

“You are not getting older,
You are getting better.”

When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, “Just put ‘You are not getting older’ at the top, and ‘You are just getting better’ at the bottom.”

It wasn’t until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered it read:

“YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM.”

After Exam

After Exam
DELHI student-Exam thik hua
MUMBAI student-Exam mast hua
PUNJAB student-Exam changa hua
RAJASTHAN student-Exam ne mar goli.Larli chori set ho gayi re bhayla

Aatmahatya

Boy- kaha ja rahi hi?
Gal-Aatmahatya karne ke liya
Boy-Itna makeup laga ke?
Gal-Kal newspaper mein photo joh ayegi