Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the
court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor,
“You are to confer with the defendant in the hallway, and give him the
best legal advice you can.”

After a time, Taylor re-entered the courtroom alone. When the judge asked
where the defendant had gone, Taylor replied, “You asked me to give him
good advice. I found out that he was guilty as hell, so I told him to
split.”

An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
The Devil told the lawyer, “I have a proposition for you.You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life.

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In Oregon, Dead People Are Forbidden To Serve On Juries!
And, Actual Packaging Instructions:
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product Will Be Hot After Heating.
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An attorney was asked to make a contribution to a worthwhile charity.
His response was, “I guess you hadn`t heard, my mother is suffering from a terminal illness and she has medical bills which far exceed her income.

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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.
The lawyer said, “I`m here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything.”
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