After a trial had been going on for three days, Harrison, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge`s bench.
“Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from innocent to guilty of the charges.”
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The Walton`s invited their new neighbors over to dinner. During dinner Mr. Walton was asked what he did for a living.
Eight years old Brian Walton jumped in and said, “Daddy is a fisherman!”
To which Mrs. Walton replied, “Brian, why do say that. Your daddy is a stockbroker, not a fisherman.”
“No mom.

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One day in Contract Law class, a Professor asked one of his better students, “Now, if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?”
The student replied, “Here`s an orange.”
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An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.
The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with “How much is two plus two?”
The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and announcing, “Four.”
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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
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