Non Stop Fun and Humor Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…

 if they aren’t prepared for the answer:

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his
first witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He
approached her and asked, “Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?” She
responded, “Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.

Read The Full Joke »

Browse The Site For More Cool Funny Jokes

Non Stop Fun and Humor Guilty as sin

Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused
because she believes she’s prejudice.

“I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I
immediately knew that he was guilty as sin.”

“Sit down,” says the judge. “That’s the prosecuting attorney.”

Browse The Site For More Cool Funny Jokes

Non Stop Fun and Humor What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

Browse The Site For More Cool Funny Jokes

Non Stop Fun and Humor Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

Browse The Site For More Cool Funny Jokes

Non Stop Fun and Humor Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?

The cats keep covering them up with sand!

Browse The Site For More Cool Funny Jokes
Most Viewed