Hu Ha Hi

 if they aren’t prepared for the answer:

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his
first witness to the stand - a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He
approached her and asked, “Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?” She
responded, “Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.

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Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused
because she believes she’s prejudice.

“I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I
immediately knew that he was guilty as sin.”

“Sit down,” says the judge. “That’s the prosecuting attorney.”

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?

The bucket.

Professional courtesy.

The cats keep covering them up with sand!