Category Archives: Kids/Baby Jokes - Page 9

True Lies!

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.
The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked “What are you doing with that dog?”
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Spelling error

One day on a train, there were two small boys and a middle aged lady. She sat reading her book but couldn`t help overhearing the two small boys having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling.

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Surpise gift!!

Miss Jones is a kindergarten teacher and today is her birthday. As she walked into her classroom one of her students, Dollly, had brought a gift up to her desk.
“Guess what it is!” said Dolly.
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Animal Noises

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
“Davy, what noise does a cow make?”
“It goes moo.”
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Final exam

The final examination for an English class was two hours long and exam booklets were provided. The teacher was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, Little Johnny came rushing in and asked the teacher for an exam booklet.
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