Category Archives: Kids/Baby Jokes - Page 9

Say the blessings!

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn`t know what to say,” the girl replied.
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Anger and exasperation!

A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?”
The father replied, “It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.”
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Troublesome kids!

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys` mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys.

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Wagon R ?

It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise.
“Hey Willis!!” the farmer yelled. “Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I`ll help you get the wagon up.”
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The waiting!

The restaurant where I took my two kids for a meal was crowded with fans watching a sporting event on television…
A harried waitress took our order, but more than half an hour passed with no sign of her return. I was trying to keep my kids from becoming restless when suddenly shouts of victory came from the bar.

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Make-up!

Jill calls her friend Linda, Linda picks up the phone.
Jill : “Do ya wanna go to the mall with me?”
Linda : “Why?”
Jill : “I need to study cosmetics”
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