Category Archives: Kids/Baby Jokes - Page 7

No second question please…

The School Inspector asked the class whether he should ask one difficult question, or two simple questions. A clever student told him to ask only one difficult question. The Inspector asked him the place where the first woman was born.
The boy answered that it was at the Lady Hardinge Hospital, New Delhi.
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Believe it or not!

A boy is watching television and hears the name Jesus Christ and about the good deeds of Jesus Christ and his greatness. Wondering who Jesus Christ is, he asks his mother. She tells him that she is busy and directs him to his father. His father is also busy and so he goes to his elder brother.

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Half mad

A school inspector asked the class, “If length of the platform is 200 metres and speed of the train is 100 kilometres what should be my age?”
Noting the absurdity of the question, a clever student answered, “Fifty years, sir.” The answer was absolutely correct.
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Patriotism!!!

Mum: “Andy, where are you off to now?”
Rahul:”I`m going to join the army.”
Mum: “But, legally you`re only an infant.”
Rahul: “That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry.”

Standing stupid?

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you`re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you`re stupid, Little Johnny?”
“No, ma`am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”

Definitely…

Nursery school teacher says to her class, “Who can use the word Definitely in a sentence?”
First a little girl says “The sky is definitely blue”
Teacher says, “Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange…”
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