Category Archives: Kids/Baby Jokes - Page 6

Santa`s Gifts (Santa Claus)

As a little girl climbed onto Santa`s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what would you like for Christmas ?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn`t you get my e-mail?”

God`s Gift…

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
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Out of the mouths of babes…

Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, “Did God make you, Grandpa?”
“Yes, God made me,” the grandfather answered.
A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, “Did God make me too?”
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Giving up!

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
“Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked.
“To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
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Small time thief!

A boy was caught stealing a watch from a shop. He was taken to a police station and put in a lock-up.
A hardened criminal lodged there showed some sympathy and said, “You are wasting time on small items. Why don`t you rob a bank?”
The boy replied, “By the time I leave school, all banks are closed.”

Suspense Story

Johnny asked his classmate “Do you know how to keep a foolish person in suspense.”
“No, you tell me.”
“I ll tell you some other day.”