Category Archives: Kids/Baby Jokes - Page 56

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…

Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried
to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with
friends and relatives.  His father tried every way possible to get
Johnny to occupy himself…television, ice cream, homework,
video games…but the youngster insisted on running back and
forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.

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The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…

The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still
not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano
solo, Timmy will recite a poem, but Johnny can’t come up with
anything. Finally, his frustrated teacher is releived when he tells
her he has worked out his act.

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A young teenager comes home from school…

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her
mother, “Is it true what Rita just told me?  That babies
come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?”

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A six year old comes crying…

A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little
sister pulled his hair.

“Don’t be angry,” the Mother says, “Your little sister doesn’t
realize that pulling hair hurts.”

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Our bright childhood…

10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinks
his babysitter is gay.

“Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?” says mom.

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