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DIVORCED BARBIE

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”

“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…..”

SHER

Do bachhe jungle mein potty kar rahe the. Tabhi wahan par sher (Lion) aa gaya.

Pehla doosre se bola : Oye tu dar raha hai.

Doosra bola : Nahi!

Pehla bola : Abe toh sale apni dho, meri kyon dho raha hai….!

CIDER

A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.

“Why do you want a glass of cider?” the teacher asks.

“To take away the pain,” sobs the little girl.

“What do you mean?” the teacher asks.

“Well,” sobs the little girl. “I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can’t wait to get it in cider.”

Rainbow

Teacher-tell me which bow can’t be tied
Pupil-a Rainbow mam

ABCD

Wilfred had just learned his abc’s and was very scared of doing them in front of the class
So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.

“ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.”

“Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where’s the P?

“It’s running down my leg.”

Misbehaving Johnny

After summer vacation Johnny went to school
two days later teacher called- johnny has started misbehaving in the class
mother-“I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”