Category Archives: Kids/Baby Jokes - Page 13

Animal Noises

A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
“Davy, what noise does a cow make?”
“It goes moo.”
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Final exam

The final examination for an English class was two hours long and exam booklets were provided. The teacher was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, Little Johnny came rushing in and asked the teacher for an exam booklet.
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Fastest bird !

One day Johnny was at church and ask the priest may I go to the bathroom, the priest said.
“Yes you may.”
Johnny left and headed for the woods. He found a big tree and crouched down to take a dump.

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The bribe!

An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.
“If you get in the car,” the driver says, “I`ll give you five hundred rupees and a piece of candy.”
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
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Where is Jesus?

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
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Perfect archer

A duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants; he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.
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