Category Archives: Kids/Baby Jokes - Page 12

Unusual event!

The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
It began, “Daddy fell into the well last week…”
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Sharp memory

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, “Hello Class, I`m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class, remember it has an “r” after the first letter.”
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick.

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Do You See….

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in the classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Sonu do you see the tree outside?
Sonu: Yes.
Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
Sonu: Yes.
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True Lies!

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.
The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked “What are you doing with that dog?”
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Spelling error

One day on a train, there were two small boys and a middle aged lady. She sat reading her book but couldn`t help overhearing the two small boys having a deep heated discussion on the subject of spelling.

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Surpise gift!!

Miss Jones is a kindergarten teacher and today is her birthday. As she walked into her classroom one of her students, Dollly, had brought a gift up to her desk.
“Guess what it is!” said Dolly.
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