Category Archives: Kids/Baby Jokes - Page 11

Smart gal

Mrs. Jones sent her daughter Silvia to buy some groceries at the market. On the way, she met some boys who asked her to climb up a tree and get them some fruit, which she did. She bought the groceries and got back home to her mother.
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Too smart !

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Johnny what is your problem?”
Johnny answered, “I`m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I`m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!”
The teacher had had enough.

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Shut up Gals !

One Saturday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivate her class. She told them that she would read a quote and the first student to correctly identify who said it would receive the rest of the day off.
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Fail in sex !

One day Johnnie goes up to his mother and asks:”Mom, how old are you?”
Mom: “That`s a personal question. You don`t ask those kinds of personal questions to women.”
“How much do you weigh?”
Mom: “You`re too young to understand that you don`t ask those kind of questions to women.”
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Silicon implants

In school one day the teacher decided in science class she would teach about materials.
So she stood in the front of the class and said, “Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?”
Little Richie raised his hand and said “I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche.”
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Strange Punishment

Little Johnnie, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnnie. He began stomping on them in his temper.

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