One day Johnny was at church and ask the priest may I go to the bathroom, the priest said.
“Yes you may.”
Johnny left and headed for the woods. He found a big tree and crouched down to take a dump.

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An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him.
“If you get in the car,” the driver says, “I`ll give you five hundred rupees and a piece of candy.”
The boy refuses and keeps on walking.
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A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred for real. He asked his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
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A duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants; he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.
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One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up at the plaque he said quietly, “Good morning son.”
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