Category Archives: Kids/Baby Jokes - Page 10

Strange habits!

A mother complained to her doctor about her daughters strange eating habits.
“All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?”

Eventually” said the Doctor, “she will rise and shine!”

Johnny in trouble !

One day Johnny was sitting in class and had to go to the bathroom so he raised his hand to ask the teachers permission. The teacher told Johnny if he could say the alphabet he could go to the bathroom. Johnny stumbled through it and got it all wrong and had to hold it.
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Peeing in Pool!

Little Johnny at the swimming pool. Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
“You`re not allowed to pee in the pool,” said the lifeguard. “I`m going to report you.”
“But everyone pees in the pool,” said Johnny.
“Maybe,” said the lifeguard, “but not from the diving board!”

Smart Dolly !!

A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. The teacher was asking them all questions:
“Sanju, what noise does a cow make?”
“It goes moo.”
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Free Haircut

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in the chair.
“I`m goin` to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I`ll be back in a few minutes.”
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How to make babies

Shalu, A second grader came home from school and said her mother, “Mom, guess what! We learned how to make babies today”
The mother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. “That’s interesting,” she said. “How do you make babies?”
“It’s simple, “ replied the girl. “You just change y to i and add es.”