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Large Indian mural

In Montana, on the sight where Custer and his men had their asses handed
to them by the Sioux, a huge mural is to be painted. The artist insists on
complete secrecy.
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Why did Cleopatra take milk baths?

She couldn’t find a cow tall enough for a shower.

Back in the turn of the century in a mining town…

Back in the turn of the century in a mining town out west,
a woman walked into a saloon.  Suddenly she realised that
she was not in the general store so she started to turn
around and leave.

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After the fall in Garden of Eden…

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and
Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys
asked, “What’s that?” Adam replied, “Boys, that’s where your mother ate
us out of house and home.”

During the World War II…

During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by
the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a
hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go
down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something – at
least they would die laughing.

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This is not meant to be crude…

This is not meant to be crude.  It is strictly for your edification and
enjoyment.

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory
over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured
English soldiers.  Without the middle finger, it would be impossible to
draw the renowned English longbow and therefore be incapable of fighting
in the future.

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