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Cinderella was all set to go to the huge ball…

Cinderella was all set to go to the huge ball, but she was having a severe
case of PMS. She was crabby and pissy and moody and generally not in the
partying spirit. Well, her fairy-godmother again came to her rescue by
providing Cinderella with a magic tampon. The fairy-godmother said, “Put
this in and your PMS will be gone.

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During the Six Day War…

During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across
the burning desert sands towards Israel, when the Arab commander, bouncing
along in his jeep, spots an aged Israeli on top a distant sand dune. The
commander drops his binoculars and shouts orders to a foot soldier to run
up ahead and kill the infidel Israeli. The soldier sprints ahead of the
advancing troops, and soon disappears over the sand dune. The general
stops the troops and waits to see what happens.

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Christopher Columbus was the best deal maker in history…

Christopher Columbus was the best deal maker in history.
He left not knowing where he was going, and upon arriving, not knowing
where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all
on borrowed money.

Psychoanalysis

One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an
Austrian afternoon on her way to meet her best friend at a
coffee house.
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Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad
and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, “well, I knew that
my grandfather had died in the war, but I’ve just found out that he
actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp.”
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Is it over yet?

It was about a month ago when a Dutchman in Amsterdam felt that he needed
to confess, so he went to his Priest.
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWll, I hid a Jewish man in
my attic.”
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