Category Archives: Historical Stuff

FATHER OF THE NATION

God decided to encourage people to have fewer children and introduced an award scheme. During the procedure at one point, he concentrated on learning about the situation in India.

He first met Jawaharlal Nehru in heaven, and asked him how many children he had during his time on earth.

Nehru replied, “Only one!

Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God awarded Nehru with a Celestial Rolls Royce!

Indira Gandhi was next, and God asked the same question. She replied she had two children, and God thought, not too bad, so he gave her a BMW.

Dr. Radhakrishnan was next in line. God was not pleased to hear that he had six children, and gave him a Morris-8 as a kind of punishment.

Sometime later, the three (Nehru, Indira and Radhakrishnan) going around in their new cars, saw Mahatma Gandhi on foot!!! Wondering what went wrong; they asked why God hadn’t been merciful with him.

The Mahatma replied in disgust, “God did not even ask me!!! Some idiots had told him that I am the Father of the Nation.”

MUMTAAZ

Pani ko daru bana dete,

Daru ke tanker lagva dete,

Kambakht hamne pini chod di hai..

Warna

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Tajmahal ko “Beer bar”

or

Mumtaj ko “Bar girl” bana dete..!!

ADAM’S SUIT

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

“Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out.

“What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered: “I think it’s Adam’s suit!”

A theological debate

Several centuries ago, the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or
leave Italy. There was a huge outcry from the Jewish community, so the Pope
offered a deal. He would have a religious debate with the leader of the
Jewish community. If the Jews won, they could stay in Italy, if the Pope
won, they would have to leave.

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If you cloned Henry IV…

If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?

Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…

Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she
jumped into her car and sped away.

On her way down the highway, holding her husbands penis in her hand, she
decided to throw it out the window. She opened her window and tossed the
penis as far as she could and sped away again.

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