Category Archives: Gender Jokes - Page 9

Cosmetic Surgery

A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God and asked, “Is this it?”

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Female Laws To Live By

The female always make the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

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Chinese Couple

A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy.

“Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents. “What will you name the baby?”

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Great Reasons To Be A Guy

Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Your last name stays put.

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Female Stages Of Life

AGE DRINK

17 – Wine Coolers
25 – White wine
35 – Red wine
48 – Dom Perignon
66 – Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

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Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife

17. “I finished the Oreo’s.”

16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs forty pounds.”

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