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A Woman’s Random Thoughts

Skinny people piss me off!

Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat.

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College Degrees

A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

“Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,” the wife explained. “He was a communications
major in college, and I majored in theater arts. He communicates really well, and I just act as if I’m listening.”

Cheap Date

Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father asked how much his last date had cost.

Little Johnny calculated a minute then replied, “Oh, about $15 or so I think.”

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Anniversary Flowers

A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.

The clerk was ready to take his order for a funeral piece, based on the look on Doug’s face, but soon realized his assumption was wrong as Doug asked for a basket of flowers sent to his wife for their anniversary.

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Divorce

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your
divorce?”

She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.”

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Definitions By Gender

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
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