Category Archives: Gender Jokes - Page 6

Baby Hermaphrodite

A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, “I have something to tell you about your child..”

The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, “What’s wrong with it?”

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Difference Between Man and Woman Showering

How to Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

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Why do men die first

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries..But, now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race … you’re a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework … you’re a pansy.

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Garden of Eden

Adam was strolling through the Garden of Eden, and he asked God, “God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It’s kind of lonely here?”

So God said, “I will put on earth a woman, ”

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Efficiency Expert

An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want to try these techniques at home.”

“Why not?” asked somebody from the audience.

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A Woman’s Random Thoughts

Skinny people piss me off!

Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I forget to eat, now I’ve forgotten my address, my mother’s maiden name, and my keys. But I’ve never forgotten to eat.

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