Category Archives: Gender Jokes - Page 10

Her Age

Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?”

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He Said She Said

He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.

She said..You wear briefs, don’t you

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The Perfect Story

There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

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The Diaper

One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands.

The proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.

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Mr Right Application

Dear ________,

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right.

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Nearly Fatal Clock

A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.”

Her husband mumbled, “Clock always was slow.”