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What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.

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A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

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Why it’s better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

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A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one.

Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
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