Category Archives: Gays/Lesbians Jokes - Page 5

Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…

Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the
harbour. One of them pointed to a ferry and asked, “Elton, what’s that?”

“That’s a ferry-boat, George my love,” answered Elton.

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What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?

Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt.

Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…

Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,
sensitive men in this world?

Because they already have boyfriends!

Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?

A: They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.

What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?

A: A gay time….

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…

A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a
large knob of salami.
“Would you like it sliced, sir?” the shopkeeper asked politely.
“What do you think I am?” replied the fag, “…a money box!”