Category Archives: Gays/Lesbians Jokes

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A: Megasorass.

No time to rest

A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.

The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women
grew horny and it was decided that the man needed to take two women a day
and they allowed him to have Sundays off.

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Top 10 McGreevey jokes

10  NJ state bird – swallow.
9   New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway.
8   NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.
7   We know he didn’t like bush, but this is ridiculous.
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Two condoms walk past a gay bar…

Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,
“Hey, do you fancy dropping in there and getting shit-faced?”

What did one gay sperm say to the other?

I can’t find my way through all this shit.

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?

She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.