DATE

COMPANY
ADDRESS
CITY, STATE, ZIP

Attention:  _____________________

Dear    ____________________,

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There is a new virus. The code name is WORK.

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from
anyone else,  do not touch it under any circumstances.

This virus wipes out your private life completely.

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Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…

INSTRUCTIONS

Anaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don’t forget
some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of
your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will
receive 823,542 women through the post.

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Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes
For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the northern hemisphere
summer solstice,

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THANK YOU

Thank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!
It’s so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!

Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out
from you that it’s good for removing toilet stains and rusting the
arse out of 40-gallon drum.

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Osama Cave Memo
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Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really come
together as a group, and I love that.  Big thanks to Omar for putting
up the poster that says “There is no I in team,” as well as the one that
says “Hang In There, Baby.” That cat is hilarious.
However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can’t forget to take care of
the cave. And frankly, I have a few concerns.
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