Hu Ha Hi

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the
Maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
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ORDERING PIZZA IN 2010

This is so close to what is probably going to be happening in 2010 that
we’re not sure how funny this really is…

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An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If
I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I’m going to jump
off this building.”

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What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, begins
with the letter ‘c’ ends with the letter ‘t’ and has the letters ‘u’ & ‘n’ in
the middle?

A coconut.

What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Eveybody can roast beef.