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What’s the object of a Jewish football game?

To get the quarter back!

Man goes to see the Rabbi…

Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is
happening and I have to talk to you about it.”
The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”
The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.”

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What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?

A: He breaks his nose.

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…

An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in
love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never
achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they
decide to ask the rabbi.

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What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Jewish telegram

Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?