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What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?

A shepherd.

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?

If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at the
same time and still know which one to spit out.

What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?

A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.

You might be a redneck if…

You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.

How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?

There’s dandruff on his/her shoes.