A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a
tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and
good Christian values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil of
sexual sin. ?Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!?

Read more »

First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________
Address (where you live):
Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e., sister):__________________
Birthdate(yours):____________________
Father’s name (if known, if not, list two possible choices)______________
Color of neck: Light Red( ) Medium Red( ) Dark Red( ) No Neck( )

Read more »

State of Arkansas

Residency Application

Name: ________________  (_) Billy-Bob
(last)        (_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack
(Check appropriate box)

Read more »

Average Iraqi

Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of
the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors

Average American

Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme
park

Read more »