Category Archives: Ethnic Jokes - Page 5

All the same

An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the
First Officer is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and
it’s obvious, by the silence, that they don’t get along.  After thirty
minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: “I don’t like Chinese.”

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A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…

A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the
Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces:
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our
engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down
momentarily.

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Two men and one woman

Long, but pretty good:

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a
shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

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Three Chinese daughters

A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind
of man she would like to marry.
“I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest”, said the
eldest daughter.

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Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?

Alcohol interferes with their suffering

Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much

The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like
Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact
that WonTon spelled backwards is Not Now.